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The Loot Drop: Death Watch Featurelist 💀

Category Feature name What is it
FORENSICS The Death Clock Algorithmic prediction of "Runway Remaining" based on burn rate and last funding date.
FORENSICS Mass Exodus Tracker Alerts when headcount drops >15% in a single month (The "Sinking Ship" signal).
FORENSICS The Pivot Detector Flags desperate business model shifts (e.g., changing bio from "Crypto" to "AI").
FORENSICS Silence Watch Identifies "Zombie" companies: site is up, but zero blog posts or tweets for >6 months.
OVERHEATING Bubble Heatmap Visualizes sectors with massive funding inflow but low revenue/traffic metrics.
OVERHEATING The Ratio of Doom High Valuation vs. Low Employee count anomalies (The "Paper Unicorn" detector).
OVERHEATING VC Widowmakers Tracks which Venture Capital firms have the highest portfolio failure rates.
GLOBAL Clone Wars Casualties A catalog of failed "Uber for X" clones in fragmented markets (Asia/Africa).
GLOBAL Crypto Graveyard Dedicated archive for the thousands of dead Web3, NFT, and DAO projects.
SALVAGE Talent Auction A feed of engineering teams currently being laid off from collapsing firms.
SALVAGE IP & Domain Sale Marketplace for the assets of liquidated companies (The true "Loot Drop").
SALVAGE Deadware Index Catalog of open-source tools and libraries abandoned by failed startups.
COMMUNITY Autopsy Reports Verified founders anonymously submit "Why we actually failed" stories.
COMMUNITY Short Seller Leaderboard Users vote/bet on which "Hype" startup will fold next.
SEO Dynamic Sitemap Serverless function to generate dynamic XML sitemap, fetching startup IDs and Names from Supabase and including static pages.